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for animals that apparently have an amazing sense of smell, dogs sure do sniff poop for a long time before realizing “oops this is turds my bad”
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I want this played when I walk down the aisle.
Are you kidding?? I want this played, volume to the max, at my funeral.
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yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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what the fuck
is this real
I SCREAMED
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY IDKY
ITS JUTS
THEY’RE ALWAYS BI
(via who-da-best)
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what is the trendiest part of the body
the hip
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This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
why are all of the numbers normal, but then 7 is written like “seven”
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petition for John Green, Henry Green, Misha Collins, and West Collins to make a cooking video together
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